Dear VERY pregnant women waddling around in public places (and there seem to be a lot of you),
You may have caught me looking at you, and I truly hope you weren't offended. Your pregnant mind probably jumped to all sorts of conclusions about what I was thinking, but honestly it was totally out of empathy.
I feel your pain! It is still so very fresh on my mind!
I just wanted to walk up to you and tell you congratulations on being so close to one of the biggest, most amazing events of your life, and to tell you that it's coming soon. It may feel like you'll be waddling for the rest of eternity and that your baby will never come out, but it'll come and go before you know it! I wanted to hug you and tell you that you can do it! You can make it to the finish line; you're almost there!!
But that would have been weird...
So I just looked at you instead.
I'm very sorry if I offended you in any way.
Sincerely,
~Me (a very recent former waddler)
You may have caught me looking at you, and I truly hope you weren't offended. Your pregnant mind probably jumped to all sorts of conclusions about what I was thinking, but honestly it was totally out of empathy.I feel your pain! It is still so very fresh on my mind!
I just wanted to walk up to you and tell you congratulations on being so close to one of the biggest, most amazing events of your life, and to tell you that it's coming soon. It may feel like you'll be waddling for the rest of eternity and that your baby will never come out, but it'll come and go before you know it! I wanted to hug you and tell you that you can do it! You can make it to the finish line; you're almost there!!
But that would have been weird...
So I just looked at you instead.
I'm very sorry if I offended you in any way.
Sincerely,
~Me (a very recent former waddler)
Eee, you used my picture! :)
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